Anonymous asked: out of curiosity, why don't you drink?
Anonymous asked: how have you never been drunk?
Anonymous asked: how many drugs have you done?
Anonymous asked: how was your week?
theselfproclaimedultimatenerd replied to your post: wait has anybody heard you sing beauty school dropout Wait, I’ve heard you sing Beauty School Dropout? :p different jeremy :p
might as well put this up for any more questions →
Anonymous asked: wait has anybody heard you sing beauty school dropout
Anonymous asked: do you have any idea of what songs you'd be covering?
Anonymous asked: will you cover beauty school dropout for us
Anonymous asked: wait so you'll be making music soon?
[[MORE]] i’m really excited because i wrote some stuff down and started playing around on my guitar and i’ve got some ideas down and hopefully i’ll be able to get a structure for some of the ideas and make them into a proper song we’ll see eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
sadtoasteroven: whenever I get sad, I just think about dan from florida thanks, dan
norsecest: i want to be your friend but i’m nervous and annoying: a novel by me
theanti90smovement: yahoo is deleting every blog with less than 100 followers CEO quoted as saying “I hate nerds”
[[MORE]]i haven’t written a song or written lyrics in the longest time but my creative juices are just flowing all over today this is exciting
Obama's war on the First Amendment and the free... →
honestly i don’t feel connected to the USMNT as much as i did, but that’s mainly because I think Jurgen Klinsmann is an idiot and not so much because i’m an anarchist
tonight was a good night.
doglets: what? this isn’t a nude beach this is a nerd beach who’s ready to catch some .wavs
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
It so happens that a young man, usually a navy officer, accompanies the...– Adapted from “Preventing Nuclear War” by Roger Fisher, Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, March 1981 (via 21st-century-classical-liberal)
who calls the founder of a website daddy anyway like damn i dont call moot from 4chan daddy
if i was karp i’d be like “yo like half the people who use this site are a bunch of entitled shitheads who like shitty tv shows and call me dad y’all hella weird haha later suckers”
ngl if i was david karp i’d sell tumblr in an instant, take a picture of me smoking a cigar while counting my stacks of money with some smug look on my face, then i’d call the majority of the userbase on this site a bunch of children who have shitty taste in shows, and i’d drive into the sunset in my new mercedes.
i remember one time in school this kid went off on how his doctor was terrible and it turns out it was my dad and the kid was complaining that he didn’t prescribe him oxycodone and i’m just like like homie u serious the nigga took out some tumor or something out of you and you’re complaining that he didnt give you oxys and gave you a painkiller with less potential for abuse ...
yo if you insult doctors dont expect me to think kindly of you
freddybenson: i cant believe burger king bought tumblr
the only thing i have to look forward to today is my bike ride
great gatsby deleted scene
((playing wii sports with gatsby))
nick: just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate